MEow.

I was reading the Daily News, which I do manically all day.  One of my 4 go to sites when I am on my phone and find time to browse.

I ran across this story about Vladamir Putin.

‘It’s a cat – from the rear’ – Russian President Putin

And it shows this picture Putin had drawn for a classroom of Middle School kids during a visit.

Putin on the Ritz

  • When I first looked at this before even reading the title or what it was about, I thought, what a crude drawing of a vagina.

 

  • Please o please tell me I am not the only one to see this.

 

  • If not, I may very well have to call a therapist, a voodoo priestess or whatever will help me not see the vagina.

 

  • Lord help me, I have been off my hormones now for 8 days and I think it is effecting my brain.

 

  • That is all for today, because really what else could possibly be said.

 

  • BTW, I named that picture, “Putin on the Ritz.”  And giggled for WAY longer than I should have.  Then found this.  And continued the giggles again for probably an inappropriate amount of time.

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As Always,
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One Day to go. AAAAAAAAAAAAACk.

I am sure my vast array of tens of readers are getting tired of the build up.

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Ho damned hum…………..

I swear there is a reason for it.  I have to keep this info confidential until it goes down. Which will be around 8:30 – 9:00am tomorrow EST.

I’m coming out.  Not like that, but it will make more sense soon.  Try to get that song out of your head now.  PDiddy or Dianna Ross version choose your poison.

D-Ross doing it OG style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms

This one is for us who appreciate a good sampling

Puff and Biggie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ4tNmnuMgQ

Back story alert.

My name is Sarah. *HI!!!!!! Waves wildly*

I have a husband, which I refer to fondly as “Hubs.”  We have been married for three years.  We re-connected as childhood sweethearts thanks to the almighty FB.  I have two kids, and two step kids who live three hours away.  I have been in Finance for twelve years and working in an office environment for the last eighteen years.  I started work the Monday after graduation.  I have my AA in Accounting and am working on my Bachelors.

This info is relevant.

But understandably boring.  SO.  After tomorrow’s announcement this will make a bit more sense.  Until then, let’s comb the internet for some interesting nuggets.  Shall we?

Current Events time kids!
Criss Cross Applesauce and let’s see what’s happening around the world. 

A fluff piece to start.
What in the hell is going on with Amanda Bynes?  I wasn’t young enough to enjoy her stint on Nickelodeon, but have seen and enjoyed her in several movies.  It seems she has lost her mind and the media is feeding on it like a lemur with a broken leg.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2316402/Amanda-Bynes-shares-bizarre-photographs-new-half-shaven-hair-style.html

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Summary:  This girl is either going all Joaquin Phoenix, or she needs an intervention STAT.  Not necessarily the drug kind but shit is going wrong fast.  I can speak for her what she can’t.  “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllp”

Arrested Development.  Soak it in.  Soak.it.in.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/glorious-photos-of-the-arrested-development-premiere-and-par

This. All.day.long

This. All.day.long

VAGINA. Because this is news.
http://kotaku.com/woman-gets-upset-after-starbucks-writes-vagina-instea-485568240

 Gina to my friends.

In the “Are you Fucking kidding me” file:  Segregation meets GA 2013. SMH
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/30/living/wilcox-integrated-prom/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I am from and live in the south.  It may be FL but I spent six years working in GA and I can not believe that
A. This is JUST.NOW.HAPPENING
B. HOW is this just now happening????

I am not ashamed that I am from the South, but the link above gives me a sad.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s big news.  Well< it is big for me.  Not Biggie Smalls big, just big.

As Always,

Woman on Pause