16 Thoughts You Have While Drinking Tequila

I saw this video, because I can’t seem to pass up click bait, and I thought it was the perfect representation of the stages we all go through while taking tequila shots.

 

When Tequila is Presented whilst engaging in beers with friends.

    1. Oh, what is this?  Tequila.  Well… Sure. Why not.
    2. OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?!?!
    3. Is my mouth and throat on actual Fire?
    4. Inevitable tequila shake as the body absorbs the toxins.

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    1. That was HORRIBLE.
    2. This is why beer is the chaser.  Chase that Jet Fuel taste out of my mouth
    3. Wait, another one?
    4. But the first one…
    5. *Sigh* Sure why the hell not.  One more.

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      1. OH DEAR GOD WHY??
      2. The burn isn’t so much napalm this time as warm camp fire.
      3. Is it hot in here?
      4. Smaller tequila tremor.  4.0 on the Cuevo Richter Scale.
      5. That wasn’t too bad.
      6. I may be sweating.
      7. Wait, wasn’t the last shot like 5 minutes ago?
      8. Another??
      9. Just one more.
      10. Wait.
      11. That wasn’t so bad.
      12. I feel like I am a walking warm blanket.  So cozy.
      13. No, I don’t have lime in my teeth and salt in my hair.
      14. That Sir was an insult and we must now partake in fisticuffs.

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15. Black Hole of Unconsciousness

16.   HANGOVER.

 

The End.

Please keep these thoughts in mind while watching the video.  I swear it is the same.damned.thing.  Well, from 11 on that is more  “My experience.”   But you get the point.

PS.  Gunga Din FTW.

 

As Always,

 

Woman on Pause

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Vacation with a side of Teaser

So.  The hubs and I were able to jet (Drive our awesome Fusion) up to North Carolina this weekend. Three days of visiting friends, eating our faces off, and some of the best cocktails I have ever sampled.

Um, hell’s yes.

We cram tons of activities in a very small amount of time.  It is Insane!  Literally.  Once we got home at 1pm on Monday, we just laid.  Not sexy time laid, like LAID on the couch.  We didn’t move.  Exhausted.

Between 11pm Friday night and 2am Sunday night, we crammed in all of the activities.  And all of the food.  For example,

Appetizer 1 of 45

We hit a Durham Bulls game.

Beautiful Stadium

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Was a PERFECT day for Baseball

And of course anyone who has seen “Bull Durham” can appreciate this…

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The Bull is not shy. From the front or the back.

Then a bar, then another bar, then one more Irish Bar.

BTW,

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Enough said.

Then the next day we go to visit a friend in Chapel Hill, who own’s a bar.  Coincidence I swear.  We ate dinner at a place called, “Top of the Hill” and it was amazing.  Grit cakes, shrimp, sweet potato fries, and local Ale.  Good Times had by all.

Then we went back to our friends establishment and were completely blown away by the Bartenders skills.  Actually they were SKILLZ.  I have never had such wonderfully refreshing cocktails made with fresh fruit and ingredients.  I think I sampled four, and they were all so amazing, I was blown away.

Slightly glad we don’t have bartenders like that around here.  Way too tasty.

Good time had by all. Bonus,the fact that me and the hubs got to feel like adults for a little bit.  Everyone needs that.

Teaser,

Major Announcement coming next Wed.  Hold tight, it is all going to change.
(And that is a good thing)

As always,

Woman on Pause