One Day to go. AAAAAAAAAAAAACk.

I am sure my vast array of tens of readers are getting tired of the build up.

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Ho damned hum…………..

I swear there is a reason for it.  I have to keep this info confidential until it goes down. Which will be around 8:30 – 9:00am tomorrow EST.

I’m coming out.  Not like that, but it will make more sense soon.  Try to get that song out of your head now.  PDiddy or Dianna Ross version choose your poison.

D-Ross doing it OG style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms

This one is for us who appreciate a good sampling

Puff and Biggie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ4tNmnuMgQ

Back story alert.

My name is Sarah. *HI!!!!!! Waves wildly*

I have a husband, which I refer to fondly as “Hubs.”  We have been married for three years.  We re-connected as childhood sweethearts thanks to the almighty FB.  I have two kids, and two step kids who live three hours away.  I have been in Finance for twelve years and working in an office environment for the last eighteen years.  I started work the Monday after graduation.  I have my AA in Accounting and am working on my Bachelors.

This info is relevant.

But understandably boring.  SO.  After tomorrow’s announcement this will make a bit more sense.  Until then, let’s comb the internet for some interesting nuggets.  Shall we?

Current Events time kids!
Criss Cross Applesauce and let’s see what’s happening around the world. 

A fluff piece to start.
What in the hell is going on with Amanda Bynes?  I wasn’t young enough to enjoy her stint on Nickelodeon, but have seen and enjoyed her in several movies.  It seems she has lost her mind and the media is feeding on it like a lemur with a broken leg.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2316402/Amanda-Bynes-shares-bizarre-photographs-new-half-shaven-hair-style.html

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Summary:  This girl is either going all Joaquin Phoenix, or she needs an intervention STAT.  Not necessarily the drug kind but shit is going wrong fast.  I can speak for her what she can’t.  “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllp”

Arrested Development.  Soak it in.  Soak.it.in.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/glorious-photos-of-the-arrested-development-premiere-and-par

This. All.day.long

This. All.day.long

VAGINA. Because this is news.
http://kotaku.com/woman-gets-upset-after-starbucks-writes-vagina-instea-485568240

 Gina to my friends.

In the “Are you Fucking kidding me” file:  Segregation meets GA 2013. SMH
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/30/living/wilcox-integrated-prom/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I am from and live in the south.  It may be FL but I spent six years working in GA and I can not believe that
A. This is JUST.NOW.HAPPENING
B. HOW is this just now happening????

I am not ashamed that I am from the South, but the link above gives me a sad.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s big news.  Well< it is big for me.  Not Biggie Smalls big, just big.

As Always,

Woman on Pause

Two Days

Two days until my big announcement.  Major life change is in motion.  Stay tuned.

Good stuff.

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Tick Tock Tick Tock

Until then, please find the following, hopefully for your amusement.  For some reason as I type this, I hear elevator music.

That’s right, Mad Men is on.  Sweet!  GOT, will have to wait for On Demand.  Sorry guys Don Draper has dibs on my Sunday nights.

Enjoy!  The internet baked these fresh for you.  

Since we mentioned Mad Men – Pete Campbell, you teen hearthrob you.  Who knew?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/vincent-kartheiser-in-teen-beat

How YOU doin?


Blossom Meets HBO’s Girls – A bit long in the tooth, but worth the view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt2De09nK6g


Didn’t ask for a dime.  Two Dollars (Paper Boy scene from Better off Dead)  Not sure where this nostalgic streak is going but the next link may be to the lost scene from WKRP in Cincinnati.  Link below this odd observiation. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo

Screw it.  As God as my witness I thought Turkey’s could fly.  WKRP in Cincinnati.  I may be dating myself with this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

Stay Classy Internet,

Woman on Pause

Photo credits on the photo themselves.  I am finally ruling the internet.  BAM