Cooking MCs like a pound of Bacon

This is going to be a bit of a mess.

Buckle up.


I am a bit scattered brained.

And I will start with an example.  I was in the car thinking about this exact post.  And I thought of something funny that I now can’t remember.

Go figure.

Then I started thinking about how I am going to the doctor tomorrow to decide when I will get my hip surgery.  And then how I will be back in college in May.  So now I have a deadline.  For something.  Anything.  Deadlines are good for me.  I seem to need some sort of structure.  My exact thought was, “You have so many unfinished stories, so many ideas, your brain moves too fast and never finishes a damned thing.  I need to put a fine point on SOMETHING.”

Then my brain produced this while trying to think of a title to this post… (I can’t make this up)

“Fine point…no.

Straight to the Point… no.

Quick to the point….

Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin’ ‘em, if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat, with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll, it’s time to go solo*


Then I thought three things.

1. I hope everyone’s mind works this way but no one talks about it.

2. What does Cookin MC’s like a pound of bacon REALLY mean and who cooks an entire pound of Bacon??

3. I hope this blog doesn’t serve as evidence in any future Commitment Hearings.


There is really no point to this post other than some days I feel a bit crazy from being so scatter brained.  And the fact that the lyrics to this song plus millions of others pop into my head at the most random times it is sometimes frighting.  Oh and also TV theme songs, they weave in and out of my thoughts more than I would care to admit.  Especially the theme to the Facts of Life and Greatest American Hero.

*I hope that everyone knows what the lyrics above were all about.  If not, then here’s an early Birthday present.

As Always,

Woman on Pause

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9 thoughts on “Cooking MCs like a pound of Bacon

  1. Well, I can think of one person who’d cook up a pound of bacon at a time:

    And I totally followed your line of though straight into the song. So, if you’re committed maybe we can be roomies 🙂

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