Pintervention

So, I am checking out internet stuffs this weekend and see a re-cap of Kristin Wiig’s performance on SNL.  I didn’t watch, but it is always so hit and miss.

This is the skit below, check the link, #10 video.  It is Aaaaaaaaaaight, but there is a point.  Hang in there.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-10-best-parts-of-kristen-wiigs-return-to-snl

All of a sudden at around 1:19 there was this.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am sure it is Christ Parnell or some SNL Groundling flunky but still.  Kinda creeped me out.  But not like the old Three Men and a Baby Ghost Story

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Who’s behind the curtain? Oh that is just Ted Danson’s hair piece groomer. Ok, kewl.

The site I got this picture from, http://screencrush.com/movie-myths-2/ debunks this myth as a cut out of Ted Danson shown later in the movie.  I still think it is an over protective hair piece groomer, but tit for tat.

Then I found this horrifying thing on Pinterest.

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Again, Ummmmmmmm

Life is hard enough.  Hard enough to not be inundated with the 2,443 ways I could be doing my nails better.  I mean the above is clearly a mental institue craft project, but like below.  They don’t even look nice, looks like it took forever, and how did all those layers DRY??  I hate painting my nails.

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Why are they ALL Different? Is that a thing now???

If I want to feel pretty, oh so pretty, I go to the local place for my “Paws & Claws.”  I don’t need the internet to put these scary thoughts into my mind. My Pinterest is 1/2 food, 1/4th emaciated fashion models wearing things I will never wear, and 1/4th that mess you see up there.

I may need a Pintervention.  Just sayin.

As Always,

Woman on Pause

P.S. Update:  The three minute fiction thing.  Yeah I didn’t make the deadline.  Ok, further truth, I didn’t submit.  Well, OK, I didn’t write anything.  There.  Pressure Schmessure.  Another day la ti da.

8 thoughts on “Pintervention

  1. I can’t imagine those nails, one misstep in the bathroom and you are in the ER. I shake my head at that picture. I am a new follower of your blog but I gave enjoyed reading your posts, you write so well. I hope my followers will check out your page, so I gave you the Versatile Blogger Award. Details are on my page. Keep up the super job, I will be reading!

    • Awwww, thank you! That is such a nice compliment. I am calling a Mulligan on today, (Post to follow) but I will be over there to check it out ASAP. Thanks so much for coming by and reading!!!!

      And yes, those nails. I get one snag and washing and conditioning my hair is, well, friggin impossible. I find myself trying to do it with one hand, giving up and spending the rest of the day with, “Didn’t get all the conditioner out hair”

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