So, I am checking out internet stuffs this weekend and see a re-cap of Kristin Wiig’s performance on SNL. I didn’t watch, but it is always so hit and miss.
This is the skit below, check the link, #10 video. It is Aaaaaaaaaaight, but there is a point. Hang in there.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-10-best-parts-of-kristen-wiigs-return-to-snl
All of a sudden at around 1:19 there was this.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I am sure it is Christ Parnell or some SNL Groundling flunky but still. Kinda creeped me out. But not like the old Three Men and a Baby Ghost Story
Who’s behind the curtain? Oh that is just Ted Danson’s hair piece groomer. Ok, kewl.
The site I got this picture from, http://screencrush.com/movie-myths-2/ debunks this myth as a cut out of Ted Danson shown later in the movie. I still think it is an over protective hair piece groomer, but tit for tat.
Then I found this horrifying thing on Pinterest.
Again, Ummmmmmmm
Life is hard enough. Hard enough to not be inundated with the 2,443 ways I could be doing my nails better. I mean the above is clearly a mental institue craft project, but like below. They don’t even look nice, looks like it took forever, and how did all those layers DRY?? I hate painting my nails.
Why are they ALL Different? Is that a thing now???
If I want to feel pretty, oh so pretty, I go to the local place for my “Paws & Claws.” I don’t need the internet to put these scary thoughts into my mind. My Pinterest is 1/2 food, 1/4th emaciated fashion models wearing things I will never wear, and 1/4th that mess you see up there.
I may need a Pintervention. Just sayin.
As Always,
Woman on Pause
P.S. Update: The three minute fiction thing. Yeah I didn’t make the deadline. Ok, further truth, I didn’t submit. Well, OK, I didn’t write anything. There. Pressure Schmessure. Another day la ti da.
What. The. HELL. Are those nails? I could kill somebody with those things.
So.many.disturbing.things.
I just wasted, I mean spent some tine on Pinterest because of this post. I must not be following the twisted people.
Just what we all needed- Swiss Army Nails! Wonder when they’ll start banning those at the airport?
Hahaha, could you imagine just trying to wash your hair???
I think *hair* washing would be the least of your concerns. Soooooo many mind boggling pain possibilities
I can’t imagine those nails, one misstep in the bathroom and you are in the ER. I shake my head at that picture. I am a new follower of your blog but I gave enjoyed reading your posts, you write so well. I hope my followers will check out your page, so I gave you the Versatile Blogger Award. Details are on my page. Keep up the super job, I will be reading!
Awwww, thank you! That is such a nice compliment. I am calling a Mulligan on today, (Post to follow) but I will be over there to check it out ASAP. Thanks so much for coming by and reading!!!!
And yes, those nails. I get one snag and washing and conditioning my hair is, well, friggin impossible. I find myself trying to do it with one hand, giving up and spending the rest of the day with, “Didn’t get all the conditioner out hair”